I got a door deal here. I’m working for 50 percent of the door, and then Saturday I’m working for 50 percent of a door, and then Sunday I’ll have a door. I think I’ll do a screen door, cause it’s not open for mosquitos.
They gave me a table, this is the best thing ever. This stool is not a good table. It’s too puff. Shit was falling off. It’s too puffy. The butter would fall off. So would the salt and pepper. You guys know what I’m talking about? I don’t. See you guys, someone has a hat that they’re not wearing. Either that or that table is fucking hip. That’s a downtown table. With a kango. Man that table is badass. Either that or it has a bald spot. I like this thing that they put on the table. You keep the souvenir glass. I picked up some souvenirs, let me see em’ i left em.
I wear glasses. I stopped wearing them this show. When you wear glasses, you always think outside a window. Hey why don’t you come outside. ...It’s raining out. By the way, I smoke a pipe, tobacco, not weed. You can’t smoke in California unless it’s part of your act, so I had to make this part of my act. So I have a pipe now.
